GIRLS Who Think Being a BITCH Is Just An ACT?

I have just had it over my head with women who write, speak and even Blog about how angry they are with the world; or being riddled with severe angst cramps, feeling totally broken and torn, and all that “emo” crap these days, when they are just eff-ing 19 - 21 years old and only freakin' students?  

That is barely even a life span if you are not stupid enough or unfortunate enough to get run over by a speeding train!  What in the galaxy is wrong with these pretentious array of "bitches" wannabes?  Are you girls for real?  "It's bitches like you who give bitches like us a bad name."  (Poison Ivy quote)

So WHAT IS A BITCH? 

 

Let me quote MARSHA WARFIELD’s famous bitch joke: I think a bitch is a kind of woman who would wear a mirror on the back of her skirt so you can see what kind of fool you are when she tells you to kiss her ass.

Listen up, wannabe “beeyatches” of the world – a real BITCH is an empowered woman who can stand up on her own without bordering on aggressiveness and abrasiveness.

She knows what she wants, she accepts what she can and can’t, would and wouldn’t, is content and comfortable with her life, with or without a significant other, carries herself with a lot of class.  

So you don’t need to talk "shitty" nor profane like an ill-mannered man to be a real Bitch.  If you take yourself as difficult to deal with and annoying, that's not being a bitch.  You're just damn annoying.

Bitchiness is a class act.  It is a state of holistic health and lifestyle.  It’s acquired through time and experience and a sustained healthy self-esteem. 

  

If you’re damaged goods,  girl, you’re just broken and wasted.  That does not give you an excuse to say you are being a bitch when you’re just a slut and simply behaving and acting like a "hoe", displaying language and actions bordering on uncouth, rude and totally lacking in breeding.  You need help sister! 

If you are a GENUINE Bitch - You would not be living your life spiked with hate and displaced anxiety.  You will not burrow more in murky, muddled up waters swinging between self-love and self-hate.  

The “fake” bitches   generally really loathe themselves for failing massively at interaction and relationships and all these just seeps through their veil of deceitfulness.

A true world class bitch will never be treated by men like a doormat but will be regarded as the ABSOLUTE FEMALE CATCH – the DREAM GIRL.

You can check this concept out in the book by Sherry Argov, “Why Men Love Bitches?” if you have a need to still prove to your loser of a self that this idea is lame.  

The True Blue Bitch is strong; she would never give up on life and would never be seen chasing a man and throwing her feminine dignity to the Amazon rainforests.

You see here young flailing Jedis, there are Women like Whoopi Goldberg,  

Joan Collins,

Cher,   and even the ultimate bitch of the 21^st century,   MISS Piggy  ........

These women have gone through great lengths to achieve their level of “bitchiness” and they are completely unpretentious of what they are strong at and comfortable even in showing their vulnerabilities.

However, all these young wishful girls; these sorry losers and excuses for the female gender; you have not earned any right to claim dominion over the world and your life when you have barely lived it and when you are just rotting away your life on a silly keyboard, updating your virtual buddies and social network on  how worthless you think your life is or the stupid cereals you can't chew or swallow, or the last song of death and dying that stuck in your head, or the water closet you hate to clean but you have to use everyday, yada yada yada crap ..... when you have not even established the scale of your value to mean anything at all in the world.  

Don’t act like you are entitled to be bestowed this royal label.  How dare you tread into the realm of Queens!  Shooo … go away and pick up the pieces of your torn ego on your way to the recycle bin.  Maybe someday, you could get lucky, live a little, and thereupon, be bestowed the name.  But until then, before you even think of cleaning up your act, try cleaning up your room and your mouth for a change.  And read up.  And that's not even painful.