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Friday, September 23, 2011

Collection of my Favourite WTF?



I would like to believe that I hold a pretty high tolerance for almost about anything that can make an average warm-blooded individual stop and make a double-take to say, What In The Freakin' Hell is that?
Sometimes these oddities make me laugh out loud, other times, it makes me re-think if something went terribly wrong with the wiring of brains and sensibilities of people.
However, I have a couple of all-time favourites that range from the really funny to the completely surreal.
Let us start with a picture collection:

Somebody tell me, Who the Fuck is That Dark Entity in the background???
Whoa!  Girl!  Just whoa!
Something totally wrong here.  
There is no way in hell I will remember that, so just forget about it!
I just love "body waves", but is that a wheelchair?

Now, what do you think of the "unforgettable" Celebrity Quotes?

Mariah Carey: "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." 
Please stop me, I heard she has just had a kid but I am really dying to choke her!

Christina Aguilera: "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" 
Somewhere between the Mouseketeers and "Genie In A Bottle", she lost it.

Britney Spears: "I never really wanted to go to Japan. I don't like eating fish, and I hear that's very popular in Africa."
I know this is very wrong to say, but didn't she shave her head and something else? And America's kids and Media love her to pieces.  Just so wrong.

And of course, how can I forget?

Jessica Simpson: (absolutely not related to Homer or Bart) "I love what you’ve done with the place." (to the Secretary of the Interior at the White House)

My YouTube classics.
Do you play "Call of Duty?"  Well I do and if you do, here's my favourite COD Video that will rock your socks off! 


And a most unique and amusing video clip from Japan that'll surely make you go, WTFH? If you haven't heard of Japanese Synchronized Walking, then you are missing out on a lot of fun!







11 comments:

  1. hm.. hee. this.... is really funny.. and gross pictures.. lol.

    I like the japanese video.. and your profile pic.. ninja much ~(a_a~)

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  2. Those were weird wtf pictures.

    I loved the synchronized walking vid the best :)

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  3. I always knew that Mariah Carey was one house short of a brick but that quote had me spitting the contents of my diet coke in the direction of the Lil man...and I almost got him too!

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  4. Are those Quotes for real? Fuck me.... that is awesomely stupid.

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  5. Britney Spears should have shaved her tongue instead. I love the Youtube vids. Thank you for sharing Psycho.

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  6. All I can really say is, there's something sooo wrong with these photos/quotes! Hilarious, but so wrong. I can't even comment about photo no. 3...

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  7. Thank you Nenehfer: I am part psycho, part ninja. =)
    Alex - oh hell yeah, the Japanese rock at that synchronized walking. There's a longer version in youtube and it is truly jaw-dropping!
    Hey Jez - lovely to see you here and stop by to make a comment.
    Hello Lily, I know, right? Mariah Carey is totally choka-ble!
    Jamie - those quotes are absolutely true and accurate. It's a damn shame these people are worshipped and idolized.
    Hi Trickie, I agree with you on shaving Spears' tongue. =D
    Yes Tim, you are repressing the emotions that the graphic image tells you. I understand. Lol.

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  8. The Synchronized walking was pretty cool. Am I a dork now?

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  9. When you become a pop star they perform an obligatory lobotomy.

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  10. K. Marie, the bad news is, yes you are officially a dork. The good news is, so am I.;)

    Flip, I thought that was an Urban Legend or Myth. Well I guess now it is a proven Fact.

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