2. She tries to be subtle and polite.
5. She babbles about her cute crushes, her "hot dates' or the cute guy she just met.
Come on, this is not rocket science. Get used to hearing, "Oh him, yeah, he's a good friend."
6. She has a boyfriend/husband/fiancee'/ex/someone else she is sleeping with.
She's attached. She's never ever leaving Mr. Whoever. The odds are against you. She could even be lying about a certain Mr. Whoever just to get rid of you. Whatever it is, you're likely Contingency Plan Number 5, anyway.
7. She always "forgets."
When you think of the female brain, think in terms of elephant brain. We never forget, well hardly ever. If you have made plans with her and then she completely forgets, don't be so stupid! Chances are, there was something better to do, or likely someone better to do -- and it ain't you!
Still not getting it? Here, let me stamp it out for you.