I thought I would come up with a series of Posts that would speak about the things that ANNOY me most, in varying circumstances. Like the most annoying things people do on the road or in the mall; in public restaurants; on email; with their pets; or just plain annoying.
Part 1 will be devoted to things that ANNOY me most that people do on the road and morons who have a Drivers' License.
Here goes my top list of the Most Annoying Things Drivers/Morons do:
- Drivers who tailgate. (WTF? are you with me?)
- Jerks who park and take two driving spaces. (makes me want to take up "how to plant C4 and make it implode instead of explode")
- Major creepers that inch their car slowly, slowly, watching out for the red signal to turn green, then BAM! They'll be way ahead of a pack when the light says "Go!" and they actually feel so special having done that! (One word: Idiots!)
- Driving slow in a fast lane. (Just because they are stupid.)
- People who talk way too loud on their mobile phones in restaurants, trains, bus stops, wherever ... notice that they mutate and increase in population? They're everywhere!
- People who put their feet up on dashboards and car windows. Ugh! Several have really hideous looking feet, bur more importantly, it's totally uncouth and barbaric!
- When you're driving on the road and a cigarette butt comes out of the window of a car and bounces off your car. (Grrr ... release the ammo!)
- Road rage. Directly related to zig-zag drivers on the free-way.
- People who think double parking is a norm.
- People who have never heard of the use of turn signals then they suddenly cut you off, even curse you or other drivers in the process!
- People who pick their noses in traffic. They don't care how deep they explore and how unhygienic it is to see what happens next when they finally get the stubborn booger!
- People sitting at a red light and stay there because they haven't seen the "red" light change to "green" since they are too busy talking on their cellphones or texting. (Go to hell, fucktards!)
- DRUNK DRIVING.
I am sure there a lot more you can add to this list.
Watch out for Part 2 - Annoying Things People Do in Public, or things people do that make you go, What The?